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me:
You still have the wrong number.
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them:
ok what ever
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them:
do you know [redacted]
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me:
The number you are trying to reach has been eaten by goblins. Please surrender your soul unto the void and try again.
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them:
What are you talking about?
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me:
The number you are trying to reach is just a small-town girl, living in her lonely world. She took the midnight train going anywhere.
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them:
Why are you singing?
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me:
WHAT? The number you are trying to reach is evolving!! The number you are trying to reach has evolved into NUMBASAR!
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them:
Is this a joke?
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me:
The number you are trying to reach walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the wrong number?"
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them:
I don't know why.
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them:
But is this a joke?
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me:
You texted me.
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them:
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them:
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them:
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them:
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them:
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them:
Is this a Halloween joke?
