• Me: Whoops- my hand slipped and I accidentally just bought a copy of feed.
  • Chelsea: Oh no you poor dear, best go read it before it spoils.
  • Me: That's probably smart. Wouldn't want a book like that going to waste.
  • Chelsea: No of course not, zombie stories tend to rot quickly.
  • Me: Yes. It is a sad truth.
  • Chelsea: Just be careful they have a nasty bite if you don't keep up with them.
  • Me: Ah, thank you for the warning. Maybe I can find some poor sap to sacrifice in my stead.